Well let’s start this shizz off with a comic then!

Girls’ Generation are back and they’re bringing the boys out!This should be obvious but…click on the image to view the larger version.

P.S. If you still don’t understand, then look up “coming out”.

instructions and not read on ahead.

I saw this online somewhere, and it was kinda freaky so obviously I wanted other people to try it too.

Okay, close your eyes.  Visualize your house in your mind and walk through it starting from your room.  Do this in your mind.

Once you have done this, skip to the bottom.

The text is in white, so you will need to highlight the text to read it.

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If you saw strangers in your house while you were walking through it in your mind, then you can see ghosts.

well did you see ghosts?

Let’s consider my fear of ghosts. I technically don’t believe in ghosts, because I don’t think it’s logical that ghosts would exist. At least not exist in the sense that they can actually manifest themselves in the physical world. However, if I was in a haunted house and I happened to see something resembling a ghost, I can’t promise that I will be able to keep my undies dry. Now, consider that if somehow in a parallel universe, I had grown up without any knowledge of ghosts. In this universe, no one has engraved in my mind that after death, living beings can become ghosts. More importantly, that ghosts can harm the living. This means no horror movies, ghost stories, scary images of ghosts and etc. Would I still be scared of ghosts then? I mean first of all, I don’t think I’d even be able to think up the concept of a ghost on my own. I can’t imagine myself coming up with the idea that after someone dies, they can still exist as a ghost, and that we just can’t see them. I would most likely assume that after you die, that’s it, you’re gone. And even if I did somehow manage to conceptualize the idea of a ghost, I don’t think I would have attributed a ghost to being something that I should fear. To me, it seems that a more natural thought would be that the ghost is just a continuation of its living counterpart. I mean if my mom died, I would expect her to be the same loving mom as always. The only difference is that now she’s a ghost. Not to mention that my image of what a ghost would look like would probably be drastically different from how I imagine a ghost to look like now. I would probably just think that they would look exactly the same as when they were living. I have no reason to think otherwise, I mean no one has ever seen a ghost in this parallel universe anyway.  Therefore, I don’t relaly see myself having a fear of ghosts had I not been exposed to horror movies, ghost stories and the likes. However, the kicker here is that although I believe all of this, I still fear ghosts. That right there shows just how deep the indoctrination actually goes. And just by having this fear of ghosts, I’m constantly reminded that I’m partially, if not mostly, just a product of someone else’s thoughts.

Wow that was way longer than I intended, and it was only just one part of what I meant to talk to about. I ramble wayyy too much. I guess I will write about the other parts later so we can just consider this part one of my “Am I really me?” blogs. Next up, I’ll talk about beauty/appearance.

Welcome to my head.  Go ahead, make yourself at home.  What’s mine is… wait, where are you going? You just got here!! Ugh… you are so uncool.

One thing that really annoys me in movies is when…..

…the righteous hero lets the villain live after he defeats him. It drives me crazy. Every time I see it happens I want to reach into the movie and slap the hero upside the head. “Why are you letting him live?! You dumb mother b*tch! You’re going to regret it! One day while you’re not home, he’s going to break into your house and steal all your shits! He’s going to steal your favorite t-shirt, socks, toilet paper, spit in your milk and pee all over your toilet seat covers! You’re going to regret it!”

The hero is like a frigging killing machine until it’s right at the end of the movie, then all of a sudden the hero’s a pacifist.  I mean come on!! Throughout the whole movie he’s killing henchmen left and right, men that didn’t even need to die.  Men that probably had families and are just following orders from the big boss.  He didn’t have any mercy then.

And honestly, you know the villain is going to get revenge. I mean, he’s the main bad guy! He has a reputation to maintain.  Not to mention that if his mom found out the hero whooped his ass, he’s probably as good as dead anyway.  However, the main point is that he’s the main bad guy, you know for sure he’s going to get revenge!  Why? Because he’s evil as shit!! And if you didn’t already know, shit is pretty damn evil! Don’t believe me? Wait until you go poo at your best friend’s house and your shit ends up clogging the toilet. What do you know? No toilet plunger in sight!  So you clasp your hands together so tight that it starts to go numb, but of course, as always, God never answers your prayers when it’s a real emergency.   I mean he did not help you grow a mustache as a teenager, so why would he help you now?

In full panic mode, you scramble and try to find a way out.  You even considered leaving the country for about a year or two, until the heat dies down.

*Snap!* You get a flashing glimpse of the future.  You’re in your friend’s living room, talking to him and confessing your crime.  Shockingly, he’s very cool about it, and even unclogged the toilet for you personally.  He made it seem like it never happened, and you guys just laughed it off.  However, you instinctively knew something was up when he stopped inviting you over to his house.  And before you know it, you have lost contact with your best friend of 15 years.   Another loud snap and you’re back in the bathroom, standing over the toilet, staring blankly at the floating piece of poo, and the only words you can think of is “You evil mother f*cker!”

I’ll try to discuss things I think people are confused about, but I’ll probably forget to mention a lot of things, so feel free to remind me.

This whole issue with Jay is getting pretty crazy, I never expected to hear that he’s going to be gone for good.  I mean I had no idea how he was going to come back after the first controversy, but I always had a feeling he would.

Anti-2PM movement makes no sense.

So there’s that whole anti-2PM movement going on.  Well, if you know me, you’d know that I would never support any kind of “anti” activities.  Well, I guess if I’m anti anything, it would be anti-getting my ass beat by my mom.  I have yet to find anything positive about getting an ass beating.  Anyway, back to the subject of 2PM.  I really don’t know why there’s even an anti-2PM movement to begin with, especially from former fans.  I mean I can see how fans could feel jaded, seeing the 2PM brotherhood that they admired so much gradually dissolve right in front of their eyes.  I can understand that they feel disappointed, and want to defect from the 2PM fandom, but there’s no reason to turn toward hate.  That achieves absolutely nothing.  What do they hope to accomplish? To bring about 2PM’s death? Why would they want to destroy 2PM, and put it on Jay’s conscience that he has a part in the down fall of 2PM?  Were they really fans of 2PM to begin with? How could they so easily switch from fans to antis? Moreover, a lot of this new found hate is a result of those leaked pictures and malicious rumors about 2PM’s personal lives.  First of all, the pictures are said to be released by fans, who prior to this incident, did not release the pictures in order to protect the 2PM members.  Protecting them out of love.  Well if they had these pictures all along, then they must have known about these issues all this time.  They knew about the clubbing, Chansung’s underage drinking, and etc.  If they already knew about all of that since the beginning, and were still fans of 2PM, then why is it an issue now?  Btw, I have yet to find anything bad about the pictures that have been released.  First of all, there’s no confirmation that Chansung is in fact drinking alcohol.  Secondly, drinking alcohol is not a big issue.  The legal age for drinking is different depending on the country (18 in Korea *19 korean age*).  The reason it’s different is because there is NO magical “you can now drink” age.  Everyone’s body is different, as long as you drink responsibly, and don’t drive after drinking, then it’s fine.  It’s not like by 18 your body is magically capable of drinking alcohol.  Not to mention, in Asia, most parents let their kids taste alcohol anyways during celebrations and such.  You gotta sit back and think, why is it that underage drinking is bad? Don’t just follow what people tell you blindly.

Then there’s the pictures of the guys with girls at what is rumored to be a club.  Really? You’re surprised that 2PM likes girls? Really? Not to mention that I’ve seen more skin contact than that from pictures of 2PM and fans during their fan meetings.  Also, you all saw them go into clubs while filming wild bunny, why is it okay then? What’s wrong with going into clubs in the first place? If you like dancing then you would go to a club to dance.  That’s common sense.  Judging from the fact that 2PM is known to be good dancers, I’m assuming they like to dance.  Please enlighten me as to why this is bad.

Finally, the rumors.  Some of the rumors are getting kind of ridiculous, and it’s hard to understand why anyone would believe them.  They are pretty much all fan accounts, and while fan accounts are always fun to read, they’re not exactly concrete evidence.  For example, I can also make up a username and write a fan account about how I was stalking Nichkhun, and then I overheard him talking to Junho about how his favorite pokemon is not Pikachu but Squirtle (that traitor! Pikachu is the cutest!), and that he’s never told anyone about it.  Also, my sister’s friend is a journalist, and she is in contact with 2PM’s manager, and he said that Taecyeon is wearing fake teeth because he is actually toothless.  So don’t believe JYPE when they try to tell you that it is his real teeth, they’re only deceiving you! See? Anyone can do that.  There have been some sites (I won’t name them) that have sprung up to spread these rumors, and they all make it seem like they have some legit sources.  But if you read anything they write, you’d realize that it’s just fan fiction.  Anyone could write about things that can’t be proven, or that there’s no proof for.  I’m not saying that they’re doing this just to jerk the fans around.  Well they could be, but they could also truly believe that their sources are legit, even if it’s not.  Also, it’s kinda funny when things that they have predicted turned out to be wrong, they just brush it aside and start new rumors.  Now I’m not saying that all these rumors are false, I’m just saying that if there’s no real proof why bother with them?  Why would you want to believe malicious rumors about people you love without any real concrete evidence other than word of mouth? Do you have that little faith in the ones you love?

Although saying that Hottests have turned against 2PM is a gross exaggeration.  Apparently only about 14% of Hottests left the cafe, and I’m assuming there are more that are no longer fans of 2PM, so let’s say 25% have defected from the 2PM fandom.  Actually, saying that Hottests have turned against 2PM is also incorrect because those that have turned against 2PM are no longer Hottests.  Even still, with 25% gone, that’s still a 75% loyalty.  That’s a lot, and I applaud them for standing by 2PM.  Chances are they’re never going to get Jay back, why do they need to lose the other 6 members as well? They worked just as hard as Jay to get there.  To discard them now as nothing more than trash is a little harsh.  I’ll talk more about this in the section about the 2PM members abandoning Jay.

Biased, incorrect translations.

Okay, now let’s talk about the actual conference.  Some fans have been complaining that allkpop’s translation of the transcript is incorrect and that it is biased.  I have yet to understand that argument.  There is even a link to the audio file just in case you don’t believe the translations.  You can listen to it yourself and judge whether it’s correct or not.  I can assure you that JYPE has no say in the making of that article.  I’ll even give you the poopiness guarantee if you’re still unsure.  And let me tell you, the poopiness guarantee is a 100% guarantee! Just ask my mom.  No wait, don’t ask her, she has a tendency to lie.

Now, if you can’t understand Korean, then how can you even say it’s incorrect in the first place?  The best you can do then is to read ALL of the translations, and then decide for yourself using common sense.  Also, reading the translations from a 2PM fansite is not going to be unbiased! I don’t understand why people believe it’s going to be unbiased.  It’s from a 2PM fansite.  Fans are biased by default.  That’s not to say that it’s going to be a bad translation, but it’s going to be biased, even if it’s not on purpose. Hell, even the people that actually attended the conference will probably write up biased translations.  With the way crowd sneered at 2PM’s response, you can already see the bias.  If you came into the event with the mindset of discarding anything the 2PM members or JYPE says that doesn’t match what you wanted them to say, then you’re going to view the event and their answers completely different.  All I am trying to say is, instead of discarding certain translations, why not read all the translations to get the complete picture? Don’t you want the complete picture? To understand this madness?

For those that would rather trust fan accounts than the audio recording… why? How does that even make logical sense? An audio recording is just that, a faithful replication of what was said.  A fan account is an inherently biased recollection of what happened.

What is up with all these rumors of 2PM being rude to guests at the conference? I’m sure you guys have all read the translations, and have heard the recordings before believing those rumors right? I mean you wouldn’t believe a ridiculous rumor like that when the truth is so easy to access.  If you have, where was it that the 2PM members were being rude? I mean I can’t find it.  What I did find was that the people asking questions were very rude.  Oh you mean the rude things that 2PM did such as giving the fans the eyes, and flipping them the middle fingers and all that junk? You mean all that stuff that can’t be proven since there’s no pictures or videos? All those terrible things that you’ve only read from obviously biased fan accounts? Ohhh okay. 

The members’ decision to “abandon” Jay.

However, let’s take things one step at a time.  I’ll talk a little about the now infamous conference because most of the hate toward 2PM seems to be a result of this conference.  People seem to be hating on 2PM because they have “abandoned” Jay, their friend, their leader, their brother.  Although, saying that they abandoned him is a little harsh I think.  Sure, they made the decision as a group to let him go, but then how much of that decision was really theirs? The last time I checked, artists don’t control their company, it’s the company that controls the artists.  Now that’s not to put the blame on JYPE, I’m just saying that it was a collective decision, not purely one made by 2PM members.  Also, I’m not really sure 2PM members would have the power to reverse the decision if JYPE wants to let Jay go anyway. I mean if this whole 2nd controversy about Jay doing something that unforgivable is true, advertisers would pull 2PM from their products instantly.  Possibly TV programs will also remove 2PM from their schedules.  There might even be more hate toward 2PM from the public then there is now.  Not to mention, there might not even be a 2PM.  JYPE have invested a lot of time and money into  2PM, and so they will expect a return.  If 2PM can’t bring in money, and JYPE is not making a profit, then there likely won’t be a 2PM anymore.  There would be absolutely no logical reason for JYPE to keep 2PM if they can’t profit from them.  It’s not that they’re evil or anything, it’s just common sense.  They’re a business, not a charity.

Now let’s switch gears and also try to put yourself in 2PM’s shoes.  You are one of the six members who have worked tirelessly to get to where you are today.  You have endured, overcome and achieved the impossible in your quest to fulfill your dream.  Your family have given up everything in order for you to become a singer, for there to be a 2PM.  Your family is proud of you, proud of your achievements, and proud that you are in one of the top boy group in Korea.  Now would YOU be able to fight JYPE and demand that Jay remains? Fight what seems to be a losing battle anyway?  Would you be able to let your parents down? Risk losing your dream? Throw away all the hard work you’ve put in just to get there? Throw away everything your parents have sacrificed for you in order for you to get there?  Throw away the love and support fans have given you, all the encouragements pushing you forward when you wanted to give up? Now keep in mind that this is not a solo decision, so that means the other members of 2PM would have to agree to keep Jay as well.  Now, would you be able to bring yourself to convince the other members to follow you into what seems like a futile effort? To fight JYPE and risk losing everything? Effectively, would you be able to bring yourself to ask the other members to give up their dreams, to disappoint their families and to disappoint their fans?  Moreover, would you be able to throw away everything Jay has done for you? Jay left so that he could save 2PM, so that 2PM would not be dragged down by his controversy.  If you, as a member of 2PM, refused to go on as 2PM without Jay, then are you not effectively causing the downfall of 2PM? Something that Jay left Korea to protect? Would you be able to do that as a member of 2PM?

The mysterious 2nd controversy

To be honest, I’m suuuuuuupper curious about it.  JYPE is such a tease! Although, all these people that are trying to get JYPE or 2PM to reveal Jay’s mistake, and claiming to do it in order to protect Jay seems to forget what Jay really wants.  I’m sure that Jay doesn’t want a mistake that he voluntarily leaves 2PM for to be revealed.  Also, regarding the argument that the rumors surrounding the mistake is even worse than the actual mistake, I don’t think so.  Why? Because as long as they’re rumors, you can deny ALL rumors and disregard them as nothing but rumors.  However, if the mistake is revealed, sure you can deny all those other rumors, but now you are stuck with one rumor that you can’t deny.  Being able to deny all rumors seems like a better deal than being able to deny all but one rumor to me.  So really, the more you pursue the mistake, the more you can potentially harm Jay.

Whether Jay actually did anything terrible like it has been said, I don’t know.  I doubt anyone besides JYPE and the party involved really knows either.  Anyone that tells you that they know what he did, or they know that he did nothing is probably bull shitting you.  I’m pretty sure they don’t know jack either, just look at their sources.  It’s always, I know someone in JYPE or someone that knows Jay that said blah blah blah, or my sources tell me blah blah blah.  I mean unless they got a video or a picture or something, it’s going to be hard to believe their words.

Wow that was a ridiculously long blog.  I never even meant for it to be this long, took away all my free time typing this up.  And to think I was also going to blog about G-Dragon’s controversy… I must be crazy.

Meant to blog about this a long time ago, but I’ve been busy recently

I’m sure you’ve all seen the Swedish Hero videos floating around.  Well guess what? You can do it too!

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then watch this video.

Well there’s a website that lets you do it too! How cool is that??

You can put in anyone’s picture, your own too if you wanted to.

Something great to show off to your friends and family by having their faces embeded in the video.  Enjoy!

Here’s the link: http://en.tackfilm.se/

If you made a video, post the link so I can watch too!!

You can get the “share video” link after you’re done watching the video :]

The link should look similar to this: http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1263599181968RA73 <<that’s a video I made of Kara’s Kang Ji Young to test it out.

[NOTE: Topless Buff Guys Below the Cut!!]

2PM

Jaebeom

B2ST

Ki Kwang (AJ)

MBLAQ

Joon

Super Junior

Siwon

2AM

Every single one of them is more ripped than the jeans at Hollister.

Big Bang

Taeyang

TVXQ

I guess Jaejoong used to be pretty buff, now he’s just toned.

SS501

Kim Hyun Joong

I guess SHINee is the exception here.  Then again, being really ripped doesn’t match very well with their concept of being the cuter younger idol group well.  I mean how are you gonna act all cute to your noonas when you look like you can man handle them.

On a related note, a lot of people say that idol groups these days aren’t as good as they used to be, but I think it’s the opposite.  Asides from the mandatory buff guy in idol groups these days, I really think the quality of idol groups have really improved a lot.  Every year they seem to release new groups with more and more impressive talents.  Does anyone else feel this way? This is the same for girl groups too.  Every year they release groups with better looking guys/girls that can dance better, singer better, rap better etc.  Now I’m just speaking in general terms, not that every idol that comes out nowadays are better than the old idols.  Just in general, the quality is higher.  I mean I remember during the X-man & Love Letter days, there were probably 5 guys that could dance, and you’d see them all the time.  Now there are so many that can dance well, so many with that special voice, and even many more than can both dance and sing/rap.   Overall, I’m just really impressed.  Who’s with me? What do you think of the quality of idols these days vs idols in the past?

And I also made a twitter http://twitter.com/poopiness

The rest of the song is equally hilarious, especially Nichkhun’s part where she just gave up and started singing gibberish. A must watch!

Btw, I changed the layout.   You like it? WHAT?! You don’t?!

Well, whatever.  I didn’t want you to like it anyway.

Oh and I’m actually going to start sending out email subscription now, so do start subscribing.  Link is at the top tab thing.

Let me tell you a story about how I had cheated death.

It all started when I was watching some Star King clips on youtube, and I came across this clip of Alex of Clazziquai doing some rather odd things with his butt.  Caught your attention didn’t I? You guys are all perverts! It’s okay, we’re all perverts.  Except me.  I’m pure.   You hear that mom? Stop telling the neighbors I am a pervert!

Anyways, the clip is of Alex breaking some chopsticks with just the power of his butt alone.  It starts at 2:57 into the video.

When I saw that, I thought “Holy cow! That’s awesome!” If I was a superhero, I would totally choose that as my superpower.  I mean who the hell wants heat vision or invisibility when you can break stuff with your butt?  I mean what the hell are you going to do with invisibility? Spy on villains while they take a shower? Ewww! But… if you could break stuff with your butt, no one would dare to mess with you.  NO ONE! Think about it, if you see an evildoer attempting something sinister, all you have to do is tell them “Hey! Stop! Or else I will break you in half with my butt!” Let me tell you, if someone threatened to break me in half using just their butt, I would be so scared that I would do anything they wanted.  ANYTHING.  Except that one really nasty thing.  For that I would have to check to see if they’re bluffing first.   And that’s not all.  Do you know what’s the best thing about this superpower? You are pretty much untouchable in prison.  UNTOUCHABLE! You can drop the soap all you want and no one would dare to do anything.  Why? Because you can break things with your butt! That’s why! So think about that the next time you play the “if you could have any superpower, what would it be?” game.

Anywho, after seeing how awesome it was, I obviously had to try it out for myself.  So I went and took some chopsticks straight out of the sink.  I considered washing them first, but then I remembered that I didn’t need to because I was going to put them under my butt anyways.   I did everything that Alex had done, but god damn it was a lot harder than it looked.  So I clenched my buttocks and squeezed even harder.  So hard in fact that for a moment there I thought that I might have pooed my pants.   Actually I probably did poo my pants.  Even so, I was probably closer to breaking my anus than breaking the chopsticks.  However, right when all hope seems to be lost, I heard a loud “SNAP!“  Alas! I have broken the chopsticks! Although, there was this surprisingly sharp pain that accompanied the “SNAP!“

Boy was I scared.  If that pain was because I had broken my anus, I am soooooo screwed.  And if I had to call my mom at work to tell her to come home and take me to the hospital because I had broken my anus, she would probably straight up kill me.  Executioner style.  However, if I didn’t call her and she came home to find me with a broken anus and poop in my pants, she would probably tear me a new butt hole.  Even so, at least it’s still better than death.  Either way, I have to first make sure that my anus is actually broken before I start taking drastic actions.  So I bent down to check, and as it turns out it was just a false alarm.  Phew…what a relief.  My anus is still in one piece! Hallelujah!  The pain was apparently just from the broken pieces of the chopsticks being lodged into my anus.  It’s not even a big deal.  I mean it’s definitely not the outcome I was expecting after watching Alex do it, but it’s still better than the alternative.  I mean so what if I now have chopsticks lodged up my butt? At least I’m not dead.  And that my friend is how I had cheated death.